Fast Food Club: No Women Allowed

Men want to feel manly and Burger King knows that. Men need a hearty burger that takes 20 seconds for someone else to prepare and then they are able to declare “I am man!” Don’t even try to convince me that BK’s “I am Man” campaign also somehow is geared towards women. Even when the man says he’s too hungry to eat “chick food.” Yeah, I didn’t think a woman could eat a Texas double whopper.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGLHlvb8skQ

Burger King’s newest ad campaign features a creepy King man that wakes up in bed with a man and offers him a sandwich. With this, Burger King is appealing to a single man by having their King replace what a woman should be doing for him. Sleeping with him and making him food.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIi_WFONCgw

The only thing their missing is sports. Oh, nevermind. Here’s Shaq ordering a Whopper. (Look who is taking is order…. can you say “Hi, I am a woman. How may I serve you??”) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpJkQtH91Fs

Add some Star Wars http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cuFMfkuaDI

The Simpsons http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np7zmIEb2kM

Nascar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7DntILNDig

Going through a drive through is also a past time for old buddies who are incapable of making a snack by stepping foot in a kitchen. Or so says Sonic commercials.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8HeBCx7ydM

McDonald’s admits that when Dad is making dinner—it means fast food! This ad features kids around the world eager to get their siblings because Dad is making dinner—which means it wasn’t cooked in a kitchen!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsEBzCA6liU